If We Were in the Amazing Race

Troy and I have been coming up with lines to use on us in the scenes from the next episode of the Amazing Race if we were one of the teams participating in it.

- Troy and Firda got lost. "Where are we?" "Um, somewhere in the Amazon?"

- Troy and Firda can't remember where they parked the car. "I'm pretty sure I parked the car here." "Well, if you did, it must've been going for a ride by itself somewhere."

- Troy hurt his wrist while Firda sprained her ankle. "My wrist is killing me..." *splat* "My ankle! I think I broke my ankle!!!"

- Troy and Firda got lost. Again. "Is this the turn?" "I don't know. It's not on the map."

- Troy and Firda lost the clue. "Do you have the clue with you?" "I thought you had it with you!"

- Firda is having a nervous breakdown while Troy is getting frustrated. "I can't go on anymore! *cries*" "Stop it! You were the one who begged me to join!"

- Troy and Firda lost their backpacks. "Um, Troy. I think we left our backpacks in the cab." "Oh, dammit. The cab's gone!"

- Troy and Firda can't decide which one of them is to eat a dozen raw fish. "I don't like fish. You do." "Well, I do like fish, but not raw."

- Firda is enjoying a bowl of cow brain, intestine, and tripe dish in Indonesia while other teams are throwing up. "Man, this is so good! I want more! I missed Indonesian food." "I'm so proud of you, baby!"

- Troy and Firda got lost, for the third time in the race. "Where's the damn clue? We have passed the palace a dozen times already." "Did you know that Monaco is the second smallest country in the world?"

I could go on and on but, well, you get the idea. Some couples just are not meant to be in the Amazing Race. But if we were, I think our label would be the dorky "Blogging Couple".