What a shame. What a crying shame.

There are better things for you to do out there, you know.

Anything is better than visiting this page, to be completely honest with you.

Please leave.

It's not you, it's me.

You deserve something better.

Something that actually inspires you to do amazing things and make this world a better place.

This page is not it.

This is just a stupid page with a stupid counter.

Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

I made this page.

This page is a complete timewaster.

You gain nothing by being here.

Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

I won't hold it against you if you leave at this very second.

In fact, I encourage you to.

It's what I've been doing since you arrived here, in case you didn't notice.

I really don't know what more to say.

"Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."

That's from Shakespeare's Hamlet, by the way.

Believe it or not, it's a better read than this page.

Find a copy to read.

Here, I found you an online version.

Don't worry, it's not a rickroll.

I thought of rickrolling you, but it's so early 2000.

I'm better than that.

Why are you still here?!

No, seriously. Go, go, go!

Byeee!!!